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DC Comics Set To Release New Superhero Comic Book ‘Second Coming’ Starring A Bungling, Incompetent Jesus Who Gets Kicked Out Of Heaven

DC Comics drew critical praise for its series of short-run books that reimagine classic characters and coming up soon, the company is set to release a new book featuring an out-of-touch, bungling Jesus Christ in the lead. On that day 2,000 years ago when Jesus of Nazareth was busy paying for the sins of the…

SOYLENT GREEN: Big Pharma Giant GlaxoSmithKline Spends $300 Million For Access To DNA Database Of Genealogy Tracking Company 23AndMe

Since the launch of its DNA testing service in 2007, genomics giant 23andMe has convinced more than 5 million people to fill a plastic tube with half a teaspoon of saliva. In case it hasn’t dawned on you yet, you are a commodity just like hand cream, dish soap and laundry detergent. In the 21st century, we are all in…

CREEPING SHARIA: Far Left Muslim Congresswoman-Elect Ilhan Omar Says She Will Be ‘Pushing The Progressive Agenda’ To Become Policy

Ilhan Omar will be sworn into the U.S. House of Representatives at a time when liberal-leaning newcomers like her are pushing for more influence in shaping the party’s agenda. Ilhan Omar has not yet been sworn in, but already the darkening storm clouds of confrontation are on the horizon. Omar is one of two Muslim…

US Troops Excited To See President Trump And The First Lady As They Make Surprise Visit To Al Asad Airbase In Iraq

President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump made a surprise visit to Iraq on Wednesday — their first visit to a war zone since the sitting president took office nearly two years ago. As President Trump continues to order massive airstrikes on ISIS as the US prepares to pull out from Syria, he and the First Lady made a surprise…

Awaiting Indictment On Homosexual Assault Charges, Actor Kevin Spacey Ups The Creepiness In New Viral Video

Disgraced actor Kevin Spacey may have been hit with formal homosexual assault charges —but apparently that doesn’t stop his audience. When this ultra-creepy video showed up in my newsfeed the other day, I watched it. If I didn’t know Kevin Spacey’s history of homosexual pedophile assaults, this video would have creeped me out anyway. But knowing his…

Israel Fires At Incoming Syrian Missile After IDF Takes Out Iranian Arms Depot In Damascus Tuesday Evening

Israel’s air defense system – likely the Arrow – was activated late Tuesday night against a Syrian anti-aircraft missile, following an alleged Israeli air strike over the capital of Damascus. Media reports claimed that Israel struck weapon warehouses near the Syrian capital. FROM THE JPOST: According to unconfirmed Israeli reports, the launch was carried out…

CSUN Scientist Mark Armitage Discovered Soft Tissue In Triceratops Horn, And Got Fired For Exposing Truth About Young Dinosaur Bones

In May 2012, Mark Armitage went on a dinosaur dig at the famous fossil site of Hell Creek in Montana, where he unearthed the largest triceratops horn ever found there. Back at CSUN, he put the fossil under his microscope and made the startling discovery: unfossilized, undecayed tissue was present. The evolutionists present to you…

Misplaced 2,000 Year Old Ring From Second Temple Period Discovered In Jerusalem’s City Of David On Pilgrim’s Path To Temple Mount

Some 2,000 years ago, a Jewish penitent misplaced a bronze ring during his climb of a 2,000 foot-long  pilgrims’ thoroughfare leading to the Temple Mount. While the recently recovered ring is today heavily corroded, its central blue semi-precious stone still sparkles. Fascinating archaeological discoveries from bible times are happening so rapidly now, we have devoted…

North Carolina State University Launches ‘Satanic Students Club’ To Promote Humanism, Self-Love And The Individual Will

A new ‘Students For Satan’ club has just completed its inaugural semester at North Carolina State University, welcoming students interested in Satanism. Give the Devil his due, folks, he’s earned it. Seriously. First he convinced people that he’s not real, now he’s convincing people that you can be a satanist and not worship Satan. That…